All About MeWhat everyone should know about me
Why are you reading this? Im not that exciting!
I CAN NOT ABIDE NON PAYERS ON EBAY, BID TO BUY, ITS A LEGAL CONTRACT!
Also, I get irritated by those who fail to state that postage is mandatory, then refuse the right to collect in person!
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
Languages spoken:
English, FLUENT GIBBERISH
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Read Descriptions Fully before Bidding
Its infuriating how many people seem to click the item, seem unable / unwilling to scroll down to read the worded part, & bid just on the picture!!! Then, when they win & find the item is one which might be listed to be sold ''AS SEEN,UNTESTED,POT LUCK'', they get upset that they are not entitled to a full warranty refund ! If its in working order, I state it, if I know it to have a fault, I state it, & if Im unsure, or dont want to put myself or the buyer at risk, then its stated as pot luck. I dont think I can be any more honest than that. So, please, please read the description !!! If you dont, then please dont leave poor feedback, as its not my fault !
Business InformationHistory/background
Ive done a few things with my life, built a JCB business, danced on podiums & stages(!),been a vigilante(!), qualified as a sound & lighting engineer.
Payment policy
Cheque, Cash on collection, Cash via signed for delivery,Postal order, bankers draft.
I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE FOLLOWING:-
Paypal,
Direct banking transfer,
Credit card.
Delivery information
I offer delivery to help...at cost. Unlike some ebayers, I do not seek profit on postage.
Return policy
Whats that?
Contact information
0771 747 1107
NON PAYING BIDDER POLICY:-
I ALWAYS LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR NON PAYMENT. You can leave what ever lies you like on my feedback in return, I dont care, as decent ebayers can always click & cross reference what Ive left on the non payers regarding non payment! PLEASE DONT BID UNLESS YOU WANT IT, ITS A LEGAL CONTRACT, NOT A GAME.
I ALWAYS PROSECUTE NON PAYERS IN THE COUNTY COURT, SO, IF YOU ARE AN EBAY MESSER, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!