''excuse me , are you two husband and wife'' random man asked me n phillip in edinburgh''
''oh no its big dave''-will(swede)
''you massive tool!''-karl harris
''kathy, i admit my undying love for you, but seriously, stop with th whole moo thing !''-chrisss
''TIDDDYYY''-nubby
'' an old 60 year old couple on a romantic holiday-mr millar---corrie replies with----you've just tainted this whole subject''
''A ford astra!!!''-me
''that pussy was a violent one''-kathy(reffering to a cat)
''i blew the hamster up in a microwave''- lewis
'' your display pictuire made me cum''-trell
''dont punch the sandwich you'll hurt its feelings''-me
''how come everyone in the worlds a effin spazzzz''-naomi
''maxweels so straighht he can be as gay as he wants and get away with it''- muscelips
''being a goldfish,she has forgotton''corrie
'' hitler was rather naughty''-miss brodie
''just updatin my faceybooky''-kathy
''anything that spongey should not be consumed''- me
''oh no your gonna kill me''-musclelips