eBay My World: mackdv1st( 254)

I going to be a member of parliament and assist in oppressing the masses. That is my destiny. My aim in life, is to become a dung beetle in Inner Mongolia & knit a jersey with rhinoceros hair. In tribute of course, to the Great Genghis Khan.

I don't sell I buy. So all you people outside sell me, all your stuff now. Please note I don’t buy any human beings. They are unreliable. & very costly to upkeep. It is also not allowed in my country. I think?

Anything, just sell it to me now. I am an officially diagnosed E=Bay Addict I am okay just now; I have managed to buy something else. Ha ha ha ha I say insanely, with a twitch. I do buy Aliens. You could help me by checking out your neighbours & friends. Mmmm maybe your place of work.

Kinky things that nobody wants like bits of moldy bread warts nail clippings etc must have documentation, top dollar will be paid.

Arabic, Bengali, Catalan, Chinese- Cantonese, Chinese- Mandarin, Dutch, Filipino, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Tamil, Vietnamese, also fluent, in all Alien languages & dialects

Politics, I am going to be the next dictator of the UK. I intend to ban everything as soon as I get into power

Over the internet was made illegal in our country the same time the smoking ban was introduced in the UK. Source of information, Wikipedia. If you are a runaway or were bought before the law was changed no offence intended. Laws are a good thing. I would not be to happy being auctioned off in cyber space. Pretty creepy, eh. bien emballé , mais je doute que l'objet n'est servi qu'une fois

Very good looking sexy loads of money charming also a total turn on. What more can I say? Blah blah blah

A brown paper bag with your money inside will be fine.

All good will be delivered by a reliable donkey. Distance not a problem we deliver globally. Delivery time not a problem we take our time. Donkeys need to rest.

Return policy you must be kidding. Are you trying to tire my Donkey out?

Could be a problem. That would be the 4 months of the year delivering all the purchases with my donkey.

Some tips if you’re intending buying, selling or keeping Aliens Check out your countries laws and customs. It may be illegal for you to own an Alien, with out the proper paper work... Rule1. Keep them out of direct sunlight. Rule2. Give them a half spoon of baby bio a day for feeding purposes. Rule3. Invite the vet round to the house so he can neuter your Alien or Aliens. They are inclined to reproduce rapidly. Rule4. Don’t let them smoke more than 5 cigarettes a day. They like the fags, anymore than 5, they start getting lippy. Nothing worse than a lippy, Alien. (Check the picture at the top of the page, he is on 60 a day gives me some abuse) Rule5. Remember an Alien is not just for Christmas, an Alien is for life. I hope I have been of some help. All the best & love you’re Alien

Don’t be disappointed. Just put your money in the brown paper bag, then into my letter box regardless. You know it makes sense.