eBay My World: themagicbazaar( 75)

HELLO, My name is Madam Aimee. I AM the most BEAUTIFUL cat in the world. I am in charge of THE MAGIC BAZAAR, but my human does all the work. Naturally I take all the positive credit and the extra pieces of tuna fish! This is I think is fair.

My human collects all sorts of strange things. I keep telling her to get a larger house or stop collecting. For example; books, plates, royal memorabilia, jugs, ornaments and this is just for starters

I tend to be partial to a bit of tuna fish, but I have caught my human buying books, model kits and wrapping paper. I am going to have keep an eye on her just to make sure she doesn't spend all my profits!

As I said before, my human collects things. She appears to like books.

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I like my beauty sleep myself and eating of course, but my human likes eBay, playing on the computer, reading, walking and occasionally swimming.

My human has varied interests in books, I like to sit on them, but my human does NOT like me doing this. I can't understand why!

My human tends to like horror stories and science fiction, I prefer natural history programmes, especially if there are birds chirping and small mammals.

I am only two and already a genius, My mother was a pregnant stray that my human took pity on and let stay. I also have a sister, but she is so shy we hardly ever see her. Although I am the boss of THE MAGIC BAZAAR, my human has to accept all legal responsibities, as I am a cat. For some wierd reason in your human world, cats are unable to this. Don't ask me why, because we are more than capable!

I prefer humans to pay me by PAYPAL, however if you wish, I guess I could accept Postal Orders, Cashier's Cheques and Personal Cheques. I will instruct the human to send you the item as soon as your cheques clear.

The human will usually send the item by 1st class, RECORDED DELIVERY by Royal Mail, this way I can keep an eye on the postal delivery people too. However I do like to meet humans from other countries, so if you don't live in the UK , do NOT hesitate, if you like the product, ask about postage, I will get the human to check it out and get back to you PROMPTLY.

I ask the human to describe the items honestly, this way what you see is what you get, but if you really do not wish to keep my items, We could come to some arrangement. I guess if you let me know within seven days of receiving my item you will get the money back for the item.

You can ALWAYS get in touch with my human by using MY MESSAGES in MY eBay, before you buy. You will receive all contact details with your item so if you have any queries, you will be-able to contact me, if you have any queries. I will see to it, the human gets back to you PROMPTLY.